Omgosh, I’m Schmidt from New Girl.

I’m serious.

I’m Jewish

I’m a clean-germ freak

I’m so into fashion

I’m overdramatic 

I’m crazy

I scare guys away with my intensity 

I think I’m super crazy awesome

It’s all coming together. Holy guacamole. 

OMGosh, I have a friend named ALEJANDRO

My life is now complete. 

High Day Friday

SO, today in my drawing class this girl shows up to class with sunglasses on and so I ask, “Uh hmm, are you hungover?” 

She nonchalantly replied, “High day Friday” 

And I was like, IT’S A TUESDAY AND YOU’RE STILL HIGH FROM FRIDAY?

I’m so sorry, but your face infuriates me.

So I’m trying to watch this video on YouTube when an AD comes on.. 

And RIGHT before I go to skip the ad, I hear this beautiful voice from British heaven

AND I REALIZE IT’S TOM FREAKIN’ HARDY

YEAH. Just, HELL yeah! 

BEST ADVERTISEMENT EVER. Good job Nike. :D 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hEzW1WRFTg

DAMN… yeah, um yeah.

Douche Post

Worker: Come back soon! 

Me: You too! 

Worker: *holding back laughter*