June 2012
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Jun 29th
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Jun 28th
Jun 28th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Pieer... nus
Mom: *explaining a funny scene from a movie* ....and his private part
Me: You mean his PENIS?
Mom: *startled* Don't say that word... it's dirty!
Me: *way too loud* PPEEEEENNNIISSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom: *Jumps in fear* UHH! I hate that word, it is totally unnecessary
Me: Hey, people say penis all the time!
Mom: Stop saying that!!! Wait, really? Like who?
Me: Yes, really. And it is just a word Mom.
Mom: I still don't like the P word.
Me: * grandiose amounts of laughter*
Jun 22nd
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Jun 21st
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That moment when you go out of your way not to answer the door when it rings  And when someone else gets the door, you see that it is a REALLY hot guy
Jun 19th
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The summer between High School and College
My parents are like  “DON’T LEAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” And I’m just like  But, 
Jun 5th