March 2012
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That awkward moment when you’re ready to rip someone’s head off.
So you immediate find a reason to leave
Then
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SENIORITIS
At first you start senior year like
Then you’re like
Then your parents confront you about not giving a crap and you’re like
UHhhhhhhHHhhhhhhh
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OH boy. So I was strolling through Facebook and saw a photo, but being SUPER lazy I only saw the caption:
“Watching the cock in action”
That was when I realized the caption ACTUALLY said:
“Watching the COOK in action”
OHHHH, *sigh of relief*
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PRANK PHONE CALLS
Oh prank phone calls! The caller always has the most ridiculous fake accent, they make no sense, and there is always laughing in the background.
So, tonight I started to get some seriously HORRID prank phone calls. By the fourth time they called I answered the phone, in a deep voice, and said:
Your call has been forwarded to the police department. There have been numerous complaints that this...
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How to drive your parents CRAZY
Dance and sing in front of them like,
Then after 10 minutes they will like
And I’m like I can do this ALL DAY!
Then after half an hour they yell at me like
Then after awhile they just stop like
As soon as they don’t care I stop like
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At 12:30am my dad discovered the song ‘like a g6’ for the first time. He celebrated this discovery by blasting it through the stereo.
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Need I say more? :D
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This is every kids dream, seriously.
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